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Things to Do...Part 2

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42) Set up DDR mats in the middle of a hallway next to a boom box.  Turn on the stereo and start dancing.
43) Imitate Movies #1- Greet a friend from the other side of a hallway.  Ex.- “CARLOS!  IT’S BEEN SO LONG!”  Then, run at each other and hug.  Spinning around dramatically and laughing unnecessarily are musts.
44) Start a chant of “Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?” directed at the first person who walks by you.
45) Wear a flamboyant dress shirt and slacks (optional: fake beard). Recite Shakespeare while standing on a table/desk.
46) Use painter’s tape to create a hopscotch board in the doorway to one of your classes.  Stop all of your classmates and force them to at least go for foursies.
47) When called up to the board, make sure all of your answers involve primitively drawn stick figures being beheaded by the most creative means possible.
48) Imitate Movies #2- Have a light-sabre battle using colored pencils.  Shout, “YOU KILLED MY FATHER!” at your attacker, who should reply, “No, (your name).  I AM your father.”  Loudly shriek, “NOOOOOO!” and writhe on the floor clutching your wrist.
49) Put a black cloak or sheet on so that it makes a hood covering your face.  Use a creepy, spiritual voice and say things like, “YOU!  You are the chosen one!  Meet me by the flagpole at 3:30 if you want to live!” to random passerby.  
50) If someone steps on a tile that is a different color than a majority of the surrounding tiles, grab their shoulder and pull them away, screaming, “NO!  DON’T STEP IN THE LAVA!!!!”
51) When the teacher calls attendance, respond, “The name’s Bond.  James Bond.”
52) Imitate Movies #3- Point to any person in the area and shout, “THE BOY WHO LIVED!!!”
53) When the teacher asks why you haven’t done your homework, say, “I was involved in a high-speed chase last night and couldn’t get to my computer.”
54) When the teacher asks why you haven’t done your homework, say, “I burned it after a government agent warned me of the time bomb implanted in #23.”
55) When the teacher asks why you haven’t done your homework, say, “I was distracted from completing it thanks to a mid-18th-century composer, who entered my bedroom and began to serenade me.  When I politely asked that he keep the volume down for the sake of my concentration, he informed me that the sun sets in the west, and that the world is quiet here.  I was too afraid to enquire further.”
56) If your teacher ever asks you why you haven’t done your homework ever again, say, “well, why didn’t YOU do your homework?  Was the tax collector keeping you up all night again?”
57) Point to random people and shout, “YOU KILLED PRINCESS DI!”
58) Record over a teacher’s Educational DVDs/VHSs with episodes of The Teletubbies.
59) Ask what every word in a book means.  
60) When your teacher tells you that you need a textbook/other classroom material, remind them that all you need is love.  Is love not good enough for him/her?
61) When asked a question, answer, “cannot compute.”  Overload and explode
Hahaha part two. I've been doing this during study hall. Today, I actually had to do homework, so I got less done, but here's what I have. I got 27 views within a few minutes on the last one, so I'm hoping this will be as popular.

:D enjoy!
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Window-Climber's avatar
lol I don't know if it was in this one, or your first, but I think I should try the one with the ninja tommorrow^-^
Maybe I should find one of those old Light sabers and be a jedi ninja^-^ lol ♥